We Got 'im!

Breath a sigh of relief, and sleep easy this night, America, knowing that We Got 'im!!!

Yep, the WikiRapist is in custody and the United States is once again safe from the reckless, dangerous actions of yet another insane mad man.

We couldn't really get Julian Paul Assange, the famed spokesperson and editor in chief for WikiLeaks on any charge that had to do with posting other people's emails (a.k.a. cables), so thank God, he is ALSO a rapist!

This comes as GREAT news for all of us whose lives were endangered by the traitorous actions of this sexual deviant--and that's ALL of you, America.

I am positive sure that when authorities (the good guys... the United States government) finally gets a look inside this pervert's computer, they'll for sure find child pornography to boot--because that's the profile of these treacherous computer hacker types who publish America's secrets. This guy is so textbook he's a cliche.

We all owe a debt of gratitude to the Swedes for finding that crazy condom loophole in the rape laws that allowed for the rape charges to be re-instated, even after the women Assange allegedly raped had the nerve to say they were not raped by him at all and that the intimate enterprise was indeed consensual (those stupid broads don't realize that America's security is far more important than any vaginal technicality which they may wish to throw in our faces).

Now we see why laws that, when read out of the context of the needs of the U.S.A., which may seem inane, are, in the long run, actually important to have in a pinch like this, when the most powerful country in the history of the planet comes calling.

And a shout out to our British lackeys, I mean honorary compatriots, who are helping secure America by holding this sick, treasonous bastard for us until we finally get him back in America where he belongs, and where the swift, merciless water board of justice will swoop down upon him, prying his tongue loose of his sources and once again pulling the blanket of security over out heads.

WikiRapist: 0
America: 1