MORONS IN THE NEWS!

US Tourists Caught With Human Skulls in Greece

(Sept. 17) -- Greek police have charged two American tourists with desecrating the dead after they were caught at the Athens airport with six human skulls in their hand luggage.
Wouldn't it be their "head luggage?"

"The skulls were found in a scanner check during a stop-over in Athens on their way back to the United States," a police official told Reuters. "The coroner confirmed they were human skulls."
I would LOVE to have a still-cap of that scanner screen.

The tourists told police they'd bought the skulls at a souvenir shop on the Greek island of Mykonos and thought they were fakes.
Yeah, I'm sure these two morons are the victims a prankster shop owner, selling skeletal remains at the low-low price of fake novelty skulls... Of course, there is also the question begging to be asked: Where in the hell did this shop owner get human skulls?

They were charged Thursday and then released pending a trial. The tourists were identified as young men but were not named.
I'll name them: "Mor" and "On." Their arrests were reported by several news outlets.

"They bought them ahead of Halloween to decorate their homes.
Who are they -- Barnabas Collins? What else do these morons buy for "decoration" -- human kidneys in an Igloo cooler?

Both tourists were then released and took a flight back to the U.S.," another policeman told CNN.
ATTENTION MORON TOURISTS --- FYI: You can also buy fake skulls for Halloween in the seasonal isle at Rite-Aid.

It's unclear where the skulls came from.
Uh, I think I know.. maybe from atop the neck of a person? Whaddya think?